Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I think I died a long time ago.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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