found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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