ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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