The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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