I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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