your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
