whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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