Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm both gender and math confused
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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