Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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