im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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