absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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