Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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