Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Green mimosas i think yes
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
