i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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