So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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