Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
now i know why i became what i already was.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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