I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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