he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Randomize
