my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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