If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
