Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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