yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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