This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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