Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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