I got chris browned last night
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Randomize
