He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
MIDGETS
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Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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