Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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