Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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