Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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