It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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