we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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