There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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