can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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