Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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