Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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