We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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