Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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