awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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