this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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