I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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