Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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