his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Randomize
