There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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