I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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