Say something about gay babies.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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