yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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