I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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