Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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