i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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