i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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