Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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